Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Hero Firefighter Loses Lifelong Battle With Fire

BALTIMORE, MD - Hero Firefighter Jim McCloud, who has been fighting fire for his entire adult life was interviewed at the scene of a Baltimore blaze on Elliott Street South, and was quoted as saying, "I've fought fire for all this time and I give up. Fire wins. Let it consume and consume. I won't be interfering anymore." The burning building then collapsed.

Eden original fake-news inspired by The Onion

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