Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe Call It Quits...

after seven years of marriage! The reasons:

Reese said, "it's not enough being the cutest girl in movies, being famous, getting an Oscar and being married to an attractive young man. There must be more!" She further went on to say that she is tired of being happy.

Ryan said, "I know she's attractive and delightful, we're rich, she's famous, but I have needs! That's why I have a wandering eye."

The couple also stated that they know about the "seven year itch" and they just wanted to make the deadline.

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photo: abc news

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