Be prepared to toast on St. Patrick's Day!
For all those who were wondering what to say on March 17th, when they raise their glasses, here are a few phrases to remember:
One has just entered my head,
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
So you always have something to strive for.
here's to me,
the best of friends we'll always be.
But if we ever disagree,
forget you here's to ME!!
May it be built of 100 year old oaks which I will plant tomorrow.
Here's to me as bad as I am,
As good as you are,
And as bad as I am,
I'm as good as you are,
As bad as I am.
Land without rent to you
The partner of your heart to you
and when you die, may your bones rest in Ireland!
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.
Leave the table hungry.
Leave the bed sleepy.
Leave the bar thirsty.
I've drunk to your health in my home ,
I've drunk to your health so many times ,
That I've almost ruined my own.
Or remember what is best forgotten.
The insight to know where you are,
and the foresight to know when you've gone too far.
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.
When you could make a friend
Unless you meet a fox among your chickens.