Saturday, December 23, 2006

Politically Correct Christmas Greeting

Kingdavid will just have to forgive me but when i find something funny, I have to put it here. After all, not everyone who comes here is going to The Far Wright as well, just as everyone who goes to his site isn't visiting here.

For My Republican Friends:
Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

For My Democratic Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, explicit or implied, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

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2 comments:

kingdavid said...

We're all in this starship adventure together; so sharing and passing on anything, whether it's witty, funny, serious, informational, etc, that's what is enjoyable about what we do. I try and come up with original stuff when I can; but there's a whole lot that I just get and like to pass on. You're welcome to grab and use anything you see on my site. I hope people will pop on over and see my stuff, but I understand if they don't: Not everyone has an appreciation for nonsense; which is the main theme of my site. (that and pointing out the lunacy of leftists)

Gabrielle Eden said...

I meant to say, "and vice versa." Not everyone who visits your site visits mine, but thanks for the generosity. God bless ya!