Saturday, March 04, 2006


From recent article in The Onion:

Norville Tucker was inspired to home-church when his 10-year-old son Macon returned from Sunday School singing a light-hearted song about Zaccheus, a tax collector befriended by Christ, and then later recited the parable of the good Samaritan.

"I couldn't believe that the liberal elite had infiltrated even the study of our Holy Scriptures," Tucker said."It was bad enough my children were being taught evolution in public schools, but when I discovered they were learning to embrace foreigners and big government in Sunday School, I DREW THE LINE!"
Man shown here drawing line.

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