A reporter, whose name is not being disclosed, was visiting the home of Hugh Hefner Friday and spotted one man who looked like Osama Bin Laden in disguise. Sure enough, upon questioning the suspect, the man admitted it.
"I just thought, why not? "he laughed nervously. "I'll party with the infidels." After being further interviewed he admitted: "That whole terrorism thing -I was just working out some of my personal problems."
He went on to say that he believed it is the fault of the mothers. "Many men of my generation were severely beaten by their mothers."
Later he was heard shouting and saying, "get down you bad mamma jamma!"
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