Wednesday, March 15, 2006
UMA INSPIRES THE ARAB WORLD
President Bush drives into Saudi Arabia in his limousine. The first person to pop out of the vehicle is Uma Thurman. Long legs, blonde hair waving in the breeze, resplendent, fair Nordic skin, and a short skirt with high heeled boots.
She walks through the crowd of women in their muslim berpas, and they all gasp. She walks past them like a model on the runway, makes a sharp turn, walks back the same way again sporting a jacket on her shoulder.
The Saudi men are behind the women trying to get a better view, but before they get very close, the limo door opens and she steps inside the car door - the door closes.
Narrator: GEORGE BUSH. ALWAYS FINDING NEW WAYS TO FREE THE ARAB WORLD.
An Eden original presidential campaign idea.